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Anonymous asked: Warum mögt ihr uns Deutsche nicht?🤷🏼

the-real-daddy-van-der-bellen:

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I once played Cards Against Humanity with a group which included a really really drunk Irishman back in Boston. I gave this card as he was the judge and he had an existential crisis…

this is fucking amazing 

Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab

Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd

Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now

Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that

Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess

Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here

Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly

abandonedandurbex:
“Moscow metro
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Moscow metro

Поразительно деловитые коты с картин Джой Кемпбелл

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Поразительно деловитые коты с картин Джой Кемпбелл

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

mudaship39:
“ ontarom:
“Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
”
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
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Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

Никогда не оставляйте кота наедине c сельдью под шубой.

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Никогда не оставляйте кота наедине c сельдью под шубой.

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

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He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

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Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

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30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

Then.. By this time next year…

(Monkas)

gemeldetundblockiert:
“germanshitposting:
“ah ja, die drei geschlechter: männlich, weiblich und reich
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gleitend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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ah ja, die drei geschlechter: männlich, weiblich und reich

gleitend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

wandass

# most powerful magic users

Only one of these characters survived Thanos.

How To Name Your D&D Tavern

The [Disgusting Adjective] [Normal Noun]

The Sloppy Joe

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